Suitorly ♥
CV Breakup Day · Feb 14
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until the world shreds together · booths in 12 cities
You deserve better
Three signs it's over.
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Test the chemistry
What would your best friend say you're annoyingly good at?
Early read:
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{{ quizLine }} Suri can confirm — and map the other nine strengths — in nine minutes.
Get the full reading ♥
Need the words?
The breakup letter generator.
Five hundred years deserves closure. Pick a tone — we'll draft it. Post it, frame it, staple it to your old CV.
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Suitorly official breakup stationery
The ceremony
Shred it. Feel nothing.
One click. Five hundred years of baggage, gone.
curriculum_vitae_FINAL_v9.pdf
Official breakup shredder
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You're single.
Congratulations. You are officially CV-free — and very, very eligible.
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Group therapy
Texts people sent their CVs.
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Single life looks good on you
Now get matched properly.
No rebound job ads. A nine-minute chat finds your ten strengths — then real recruiters come to you.
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After the match
You matched. Now comes the courtship.
No cold applications, no round one. Your recruiter does the work — and you arrive at the hiring manager already proven.
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They chat to you about real roles
Your recruiter walks you through the roles that fit your strengths map — honest pros, cons, and pay.
Two roles fit your map: FP&A lead at a Series B, and a controller seat at a family office. Want the honest version of each?
Go on…
The Series B pays 15% more. The family office will actually let you sleep. Your call.
02
They run you through the assessments
Role-specific, before anyone wastes your time. Pass once — it counts for every role like it.
Scenario judgementPassed · top 8%
Technical: FP&A modellingPassed · 94/100
Working-style fit96% match
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Then — and only then — the hiring manager
By the time you meet them, the vetting is done. No “tell me about yourself.” No round one. Just the conversation that matters — with someone who already wants you.
Forwarded to hiring manager
Candidate № 4,217
Pre-approved ✓
Strengths ✓ · Assessments ✓ · Recruiter-vouched ✓
You arrive at round one having already won round two.
It works out
Matched in 11 days. The confetti is her old CV.
Every match gets a Hiring Announcement. Every shredded CV becomes the confetti. Nothing is wasted — except the last five hundred years.
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CVs shredded
4,105
Matches made
11 days
Median courtship
0
CVs read by anyone
The announcements
Recently matched.
The Hiring Announcements
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Employers
The rebound is real. Court them.
Thousands of newly single candidates, mapped on ten strengths and pre-assessed. Brief us on a role — replies cost 5% of base. That's the whole model.
Breakup counselling.
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Be single by Friday.
Shred it, chat for nine minutes, and let the recruiters do the chasing.
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Right person. Right place. Right fit.
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